{"id":79,"date":"2007-01-10T14:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mundowdg.com\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2007-01-10T14:39:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T14:39:00","slug":"la-perla-obtusa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/10\/la-perla-obtusa\/","title":{"rendered":"La perla obtusa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No os he hablado antes de esta mujer, ya lo har\u00e9 cuando tenga m\u00e1s tiempo. Se trata de Rasillona. La ves callada y dices, \u00abmira que mujer tan maja\u00bb. Siempre arregladita, siempre maquillada, impecable.<br \/>Ahora, abre la boca y  la primera impresi\u00f3n se desvanece y es sustituida por una segunda impresi\u00f3n que est\u00e1 entre lo jocoso y lo vergonzante.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy ha soltado una perla dignas de enmarcar:<\/p>\n<p>-Chicos, me voy a Par\u00eds con la nena del Jefe.<br \/>-\u00bfA Par\u00eds?<br \/>-S\u00ed.<br \/>-Pero si la nena est\u00e1 en Frankfurt.<br \/>-Pues eso, lo que pasa es que ella lo dice m\u00e1s fino.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bf\u00bf\u00bfWTF???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No os he hablado antes de esta mujer, ya lo har\u00e9 cuando tenga m\u00e1s tiempo. Se trata de Rasillona. La ves callada y dices, \u00abmira que mujer tan maja\u00bb. Siempre arregladita, siempre maquillada, impecable.Ahora, abre la boca y la primera impresi\u00f3n se desvanece y es sustituida por una segunda impresi\u00f3n que est\u00e1 entre lo jocoso [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}