{"id":101,"date":"2007-06-01T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mundowdg.com\/blog\/?p=101"},"modified":"2007-06-01T11:41:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T11:41:00","slug":"bonito-despertar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/bonito-despertar\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonito despertar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pfff&#8230; las diez menos diez&#8230; va a ser cuestion de levantarse.<br \/>Me levanto de la cama, me quito una lega\u00f1a del tama\u00f1o de gibraltar. Los monos parece que se quejan. Dios. Qu\u00e9 sue\u00f1o. No es bueno salir de fiesta los jueves. Aigs.<br \/>Voy a coger la ropa.<br \/>Abro el armario. \u00a1PLONC!<\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1JODER!<br \/>-\u00bfGue bassa gadi\u00f1o? &#8211; Me pregunta Chuchi desde la cama.<br \/>-\u00bfQue qu\u00e9 pasa?\u00a1Que me ha ca\u00eddo un puto zapato de tac\u00f3n en la cabeza!<br \/>-Vale, cielo&#8230; dejalo ahi, luego lo goloco yo&#8230; jzzzz<\/p>\n<p>Si un d\u00eda sale la casa ardiendo mientras dormimos, la Chuchi dir\u00e1 \u00abGuando se vayan los bombedos me avisas, que me hago pis&#8230;\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pfff&#8230; las diez menos diez&#8230; va a ser cuestion de levantarse.Me levanto de la cama, me quito una lega\u00f1a del tama\u00f1o de gibraltar. Los monos parece que se quejan. Dios. Qu\u00e9 sue\u00f1o. No es bueno salir de fiesta los jueves. Aigs.Voy a coger la ropa.Abro el armario. \u00a1PLONC! -\u00a1JODER!-\u00bfGue bassa gadi\u00f1o? &#8211; Me pregunta Chuchi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mundowdg.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}